I am sort of pissed. I had a huge Patrick Wolf entry finished and then I got bumped offline before I could post it.
Damn.
Ah well, here's my attempt at recreating it:

Any of you Patrick Wolf stalkers like myself should remember this quote from what I presume was a drunken blog posting from the typing style:
"i had a slight homophpbic attack where after having a gun shaped fist held to my head, and being told someone wanted to kill me..... (seriously, since when was a pair of knee length socks and and a serious you want to kill me then i kill you first attitude became a bit too much to deal with.... i ended up kicking some shit in the head for literally stepping back thirty years in gay and feminist rights. I dont apppreciate some neandrathrall telling me i should be dead for being in a long term relationship with my beautiful husband.... i have to tell you, i have two albums coming out soon.... think, smashing pumpkins, kate bush, im going double, double, trouble, thats why im taking so long, one disk is heartbroken and in deep dispair, one is in deep dark joy dedicated to my new love, my old and forever love, william the conqueror, ok..... i better leave, my irish cousins are begging for a go on the intranet...."
(Sunday, August 31, 2008:
Read the entry here.)
So to those who keep saying Patrick Wolf is in a long-term same sex relationship with an "undisclosed" partner, suck it. William the Conqueror has been publicly referenced.
"I have decided to write about wanting to give birth to my boyfriend's baby… I would make a good mother if I had the right organs."
(Thursday, December 11, 2008:
Read the entry here.)
In a recent interview with
Electro Queer Patrick Wolf claims that he and his boyfriend were attacked and injured by bouncers for kissing at Madonna's Sticky and Sweet Tour at Wembley Stadium in London.
Well I was gonna ask you what you thought of the show, but if you want to tell me a story, go on then...Oh yeah...
three songs in, me and my man were kissing and there were loads of conservative straight couples around us that complained. And then the bouncers came up to me and said "can you stop that, this is a family venue".
( No joke. )Know would have been a much better event to be at?
October-5th Birthday Glam Night-Guest DJ Patrick Wolf! Live: Glasgow Glambangers
( Picspammage ahead )