Conspiracy Realism

"Like a 30 Century Man"

velvetgunpowder@fastmail.fm — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:22:59 GMT

Okay, you know how I keep thinking I can't possibly love Adam Lambert any more than I already do? His album cover features blue hair and drips andgrogyny, his Rolling Stone article mentioned shrooming and he loves The Ark, IAMX and Velvet Goldmine!

Well check this out:

THAT'S A PONYTAIL BITCHES!

The only man to have sported that 'do that comes to mind is...

P.S. Okay, seriously, this is driving me nuts! Who was it that posted recently about Scott Walker? I have been obsessing a bit lately and wish I could track down that entry. I know it amused me.

Girl in tuxedo denied a place in yearbook

velvetgunpowder@fastmail.fm — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:10:22 GMT

Girl in tuxedo denied a place in yearbook

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Woot Woot!

velvetgunpowder@fastmail.fm — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 01:57:22 GMT

Lambert is especially happy about where fans will be able to see the "Time for Miracles" video: the big screen. "The '2012' trailer that we put together with the ['Time for Miracles' music video] will be premiering at the Michael Jackson film," Lambert revealed to MTV News, referring to a special trailer that will run before the upcoming documentary "Michael Jackson's This Is It."

vote4adam just posted this over on twitter:

Adam on Ryan Seacrest radio show: http://mjsbigblog.com/adam-lambert-the-ryan-seacrest-interview.htm

Adam will be performing at the AMA Awards! He’ll be performing his first single from his upcoming album. The single is yet to be determined.
He says the single will be something entirely different from “Time for Miracles.” The single will be “glammy”. He wants something really over the top, with lots of dancing and costumes…
He calls the video for “Time for Miracles” “epic”
He says the single will be announced any day now. Album out November 24th. No for the album yet.
Bringing back a glam rock feel to pop music.
He loves the Lady Gaga tour rumor, but no offers have been made yet.

This will be the look I try to imitate on Halloween.

I can deifnitely do the hair...

Time for a Costume!

velvetgunpowder@fastmail.fm — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:08:27 GMT

I changed my mind about my Halloween costume. I was going to be Sally Bowles from Cabaret but the outfit isn't coming together very quickly. I found the perfect shoes a week and a half ago. Brandy called them "dykey gay boy shoes" which must be why I LOVE THEM. Anyhow! These shoes will still work well for my new Halloween costume. What's that? I didn't mention what it is yet? Hm. I'm almsot as bad as those 2012 people only letting us hear snippets of Adam's new track "Time For Miracles". Want a hint? I won't really have to dress up all that much... Maybe a little less makeup and a drawn on wrist tattoo. If I could get ahold of a leather jacket it would help but I can make do with the clothes I have.

No ideas still?

*drumroll please*

Adam effing Lambert of course! It was staring me in the face all this time. I think I contemplated being him for Halloween months ago when AI was on. Then I made that list of "Men I want to be" in which he took the top spot. So... yeah this should work well.

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velvetgunpowder@fastmail.fm — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 18:10:59 GMT

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This is how you wear a pair of pants.

velvetgunpowder@fastmail.fm — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 17:17:14 GMT

You all know I'm getting a life-sized oil painting of this for over the fireplace right?

Best. Picture. Ever. So many wonderful things here.

Now this one... so fucking wrong and so very very right. LEGS.

Chainmail + zippers + pseudo armor = happy Phoebe

He's so tuff! Heh. Note the lining matching those fierce shoes.

It is not easy to be Adam Lambert!
All this fierceness can really weight down on a guy y'know?

He is so ready for business.

MOAR: http://glambert.lima-city.de/coppermine/thumbnails.php?album=38

"White pants and cinemax!"

velvetgunpowder@fastmail.fm — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 02:08:59 GMT

I just got ahold of these first three photos today and it reminded me that I neglected to post the others when I nabbed them a couple weeks ago:

Fierceness! Is he atop an enemy's grave perhaps?

*Gulp* Ahem... yes. I like white pants.

Phwoar! I had this in lesser quality before and boy does the enlargement show!
Oh wow, I didn't mean it quite like that but so very accurate...

I wish I had the following in higher quality:

He seems like an alien ambassador here.

I really want to go explore the wilderness with him!

This is incredibly sexy to me.

Aww. Forlorn and mournful a bit?

Morissey much?

*swoons*

I cannot WAIT for my fancy edition of Bachelor to arrive!

He is not Mark 2.0! He goes by "Pono"!

velvetgunpowder@fastmail.fm — Sun, 31 May 2009 18:44:20 GMT

Kuponohi'ipoi Aweau “Pono” is the name of the Hawaiian dancer who I want to win this season of SYTYCD? I still haven't been able to find a clip of him but if you want to watch a large clip of one of the audition episodes, he should show up eventually:

YouTubage:

velvetgunpowder@fastmail.fm — Sat, 30 May 2009 18:43:45 GMT

I still can't find any clips of the guy I really like this year. He has a complicated Hawaiian name so it may be until next week before I'm able to track him down... After he wins this year it'll be Nathan Trasoras' time to shine:

Nathan Trasoras

BTW: It totally says that he's 17 right at the beginning of the audition I guess I had an initial case of selective blindness.

Evan Kazprak

Asuka Kondoh and Ricky Sun

Erik "Silky" Moore

Kelsea Taylor

Nathan Trasoras to win SYTYCD? next year!

velvetgunpowder@fastmail.fm — Fri, 29 May 2009 20:56:40 GMT

SYTYCD? continues to entertain me.

Audition episodes aired on Wednesday and Thursday.

Standouts from Wednesday include Priscilla Merraro and a salsa couple whose names escape me. I am quite endeared to Joseph Smith. He's the one who kept saying "Shiwam!" and "Shiwizam!" I hope to see more from him in the future. The was some really raunchy girl with first name of Wislande. Other names I remember positively were Erik "Silky" Moore who danced a damn silky routine to Michael Jackson's "Thriller". Paris Torres, (sp?) a guy named Henry whose last name I forget, Alex Wong and Geo Smith who was wearing a spectacular feather headdress. I also liked Talia Rickards, a police officer named Marico, Caitlin Kinney, and Anna Dunn. I didn't like (but was entertained by) the insane red dreadlocked Chris Carozza.

Travis Prokop and Evan Kazprak were the standout performers on Wednesday though. Travis has the tall strong build of someone's whose father coaches football and the spirit of someone whose father supports his dancing regardless. He is someone who strikes me as having an infinite capability for improvement. I was so touched by the interview portions dealing with him and his father and cannot wait to see him make top 20. Evan Kazprak was someone I remember from last season. His dancing is evocative of Gene Kelley which can only be taken as a compliment in my book. (Sidenote: I LOOOOVE GENE KELLEY) I actually remember mentioning him last year. (Check the "SYTYCD?" tag on this entry if you are at all interested in my past ramblings on So You Think You Can Dance? and clips I found notable enough to post) His brother auditioned this year as well and though he was entertaining and talented he paled in comparison to Evan. I want him in the Top 20.

Thursday brought the return of PHILLIP CHBEEB! but I will get on that later. I liked Bianca Revels a good deal. She was called a "consummate tapdancer" by Nigel and deservedly so. There was a freakishly and akwardly insestuous couple. I forget their names but the brother was named Xavier. I loved Asuka Kondoh and Ricky Sun! I want to see more from them for sure. Another person I NEED to see more from is Nathan Trasoras. After a breathtaking audition we find out he is only 17 (eep! deleting inappriopriate thoughts now...) and therefore unable to compete in the series until next year. Nigel actually took a Vegas ticket and wrote it out for him next season. Before his age was revealed I ~~was thinking overtly sexual thoughts about him~~ had him pegged to win this season. I now am calling him out as top ten next year at the least. I love him.

After my mind was blown by Nathan I was impressed with Sammy Ramirez and Amanda Kerby. Next was the fantabulous Phillip ChBeeb! You most likely don't remember but he (along with my alien love Robert Muraine) had me raving last year. What an amazing popper. It looks like this year of training is going to pay off for him. He was given a ticket to Vegas without even auditioning since the only reason he left last year was his taking ill. He assisted a contemporary dancing friend later on and I was blown away by the strides in partnering he's made. I cannot wait to see how far he goes this year. Other names that are bound to move along in the series are Aldo Ageppe, Kelsea Taylor and a phenomenal hawaiian dancer with a very difficult first name and the last name of Awea. I will be rooting for him throught the entire season. As soon as I find out more about him you are bound to be bogged down by entries about him. I can't express what a breath of fresh air he was to this competition. The only negative comment I heard was something about how he would be doing something so very powerful and strong and then would go a little "too feminine". As you might guess those are the bits I liked best.

P.S. On the subject of "feminine" dancing; I never did a full entry on it but I was really taken aback last week by the comments to the same sex ballroom dancing. I was amazed at the general xenophobia coming from the panel. Even Sonja! It wasn't exactly homophobia but a stringent concept of gender roles. This clip might have the bit I'm talking about: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC5as4BjrQ4 but I'm not sure because I have dial up and didn't watch through the clip myself.

I'm not a jerk, but I am...

velvetgunpowder@fastmail.fm — Wed, 27 May 2009 17:11:20 GMT

This is the photo that piqued my interest somewhere around two years ago when it was posted in symphonic_dame's LJ. Unfortunately, neither of uns knew who the lads were. Until yesterday when I stumbled upon thier last.fm page when I saw someone's userpic* with them in it. Then I got ahold of "The Rejection" and have been pretty much cracking out to it and KrAdam's "I Will Remember You" (Wedding serenade anyone?") and now I found a video for said song:

I am going to die from the fierce! Oh fuck me have I had luck in the youtube department lately! Anyhow, brace yourselves for an epic picspam of Dangerous Muse... or addmittedly mainly Mike Furey.

ANF Photography:

Live in New York:

He and Adam Lambert should perform together...

FLAUNT Magazine:

(Candid during Flaunt shoot)

Assorted Uhhsomeness:

*This was the userpic on last.fm that led me to learn who Dangerous Muse is:

Vest.

I think I saw this picture ages ago mislabeled as being Ian Somerhalder! Hahaha. He does look like a combination of he and James Righton from Klaxons...

So You Think You Can motherfucking Dance?!

velvetgunpowder@fastmail.fm — Fri, 22 May 2009 05:57:36 GMT

Warning: I am a huge nerd for SYTYCD? This is the first in what is bound to be a barrage of posts on this subject each week.

First episode of the season was tonight! After the usual set of mediocre attempts there was a guy named Chimeze who was very charismatic. Then I was really rooting for this Japanese guy's audition to go well. They set it up in the introduction like it could possibly go the Willam Hung route. Luckily he was damn entertaining! I won't try to attempt spelling his name but I will find the clip when possible.

Right before a commercial break there was a shot of a guy crying while the voiceover speculated of a dancer's dreams being crushed and I thought to myself, "Oh no, I already like this guy without seeing him dance!" they showed him crying after the judges ask him "What does the umbrella represent to you?" After the commercial is over the guy dances this amazing audition with an umbrella.

When they changed cities thier guest judge Sonja who I really love. She choreographed that FANTASTIC number with Mark Kanemura and his partner (Chelsea I think?) last year. There was brace yourselves people SAME-SEX BALLROOM DANCING. It was a little "lol wut?" and a little good. One guy was *ahem* straight and the other was gay. There was later a pair of brothers auditioning who went on a spiel during the interview portion about doing "everything" together and there was a certain air to it that I won't speculate upon since one brother was too young (16) to even audition for the program...

The last performance ended up being SPECTACULAR. Brandon Bryant (if I caught the name correctly) returned from an early elimination last year to a guy who's name slips my mind but I remember being pretty damn good and that he deeply seemed to crush on his partner who had a boyfriend in real life. Anyhow! BRANDON BRYANT was fucking solid. You can tell that year of training was good for him! I will be looking for that video.

On the subject of Adam Lambert... I have calmed down enough to post about it. It's just the results I predicted from first episode that I watched this season (Country Week -Ring Of Fire) I thought that Kris would place first and Adam would place second. I also had fallen head over heel for him in that single silver jacketed performance. As those of you around when that occured might remember, I had only made an effort to watch American Idol when I stumbled upon some glamtastic photos (http://velvetgunpowder.livejournal.com/187879.html) of Adam Lambert. My brother said that he got "a little too Patrick WOlf on 'em" and I said I anjoyed every minute of it! He was like "I bet you did!" I might need to mention that 'Patrick Wolf' is my brother's slang for gay. *Sigh* Such things need articulating when around me enough I guess.

Anyhow! As for Adam placing second, he won't be stuck with that craptastic faux-hymnal about Magic Mountains and Hurricaines... Plus he looked so damn foxy:

They are lovers. As sugarcane_moon said: "LOL BLOWJOB FACE IN FIRST PICTURE."

I NEED to find a photo that properly highlights how Phenomenal his eye make-up was! There were rhinestones. Motherfucking rhinestones!

He does look damn foxy on the cover of that AI anthem:

...and for some reason this is my favorite random non-glam photo of him at the moment:

Whew

velvetgunpowder@fastmail.fm — Wed, 20 May 2009 15:23:46 GMT

Well I finally made the friends-cut I spoke of last week (http://velvetgunpowder.livejournal.com/197046.html) but feel free to comment if you aren't listed in that post and want to remain on my friends list. If I cut you don't feel obliged to delete or keep me. I made the cut entirely to keep my list from being clogged rather than to actually "get rid" of anyone.

"She's my kind of maaaaaaan"

velvetgunpowder@fastmail.fm — Mon, 18 May 2009 19:37:35 GMT

I think 95% of the mentions of Bill Kaulitz on my f-list have been calling him a moron or just a generalized disdain for him. It got me wondering if there are any of you out there who are fans of Tokio Hotel like myself who just never bothered to state an opinion one way or another. I remember the first time I saw/heard of Tokio Hotel (http://velvetgunpowder.livejournal.com/121174.html) I made a short little mention on LJ but neglected to elaborate later.

"What? You have no interest in my sexy little star tattoo?"

"Made you look anyhow!"

Yeah, Bill Kaulitz isn't obnoxious in the least right? Whatever... I still love him. Not in a rampantly lustful way ala Patrick Wolf or anything but I would rape him. Okay, I sort of contradicted my self there.

Click to enlarge.

He is like the juxtaposition of a kitten and a lion.

Methinks he wants to be Joan Jett on many levels...

...and maybe even Ola Salo?

...or maybe a palm tree?

Bill Kaulitz is not amused.

Okay, okay! I won't be a smartass Bill. Just look how pretty...

I wonder how much effort he puts into that facial expression?

I love those gloves. Yes I do. I might want to do a picspam involving gloves... I know of at least a handful of great photos to include. KanYe, Patrick Wolf, Adam Lambert... and anything you lovelies want to contribute. I like all gloves but particularly the fingerless variety.

Bat Manuel!

velvetgunpowder@fastmail.fm — Mon, 18 May 2009 17:37:13 GMT

Thanks to that_evening I realized where I was so familiar with Nestor Carbonell from! The lame sitcom Suddenly Susan! He was actually a large part of why I watched most of the episodes in repeats. These promo shots from sitcoms are always so dreadfully entertaining.

He was "Luis" and he was smoking hot! It even made up for having to hear Kathy Griffin's voice.

Know where else I knew him from? The Tick! Fuck yes! He was Bat Manuel! I remember loving him on that show. Hahaha. I am a nerd.

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Seriously! There is nothing about this costume that doesn't scream awesomeness... Utterly tacky awesomeness but I am a fan of superheroes. The collar! The cape! So much is so wrong and oh so right. Those pants alone... Heh. I like the expression on his face as well.

Nestor Carbonell of course plays the ageless Richard Alpert on LOST. I would liken him to being the Dr. Manhattan figure of the series with a (so far) less significant role to the overall plotline. I have been waiting since his character was introduced for more screentime and we actually got it this past season. I have a feeling things are really going to come together in the next and final season.

P.S. Watch American Idol and vote for Adam tomorrow!

FRIENDS CUT

velvetgunpowder@fastmail.fm — Sun, 17 May 2009 18:10:50 GMT

*Sigh* I always thought I wouldn't be someone who made one of those "Friends Cut" posts but trying to get through my f-list on a daily basis is becoming quite tiring and I've actually been missing entries I'd be quite interested in reading in lieu of massive twitter posts. That's not targeted at any one person, I just think twitter is a waste. Anyhow, twitter or not who want to stay on my friend's list? I will be making a cut in a couple days to give everyone enough to reply to this entry. This post will be kept public in case I cut anyone before they have the chance to comment.

P.S. I might be the only person in the history of LJ to make one of these posts without saying anything like "I love you all and it's nothing personal" but of course it's not personal but of course I don't love you all. That's a bit ridiculous. I do literally love a handful of you and you're safe.

These people aren't going to get rid of me without engaging in some epic flame war:

theblackmeat
that_evening
symphonic_dame
spacequeen

People who have commented and will survive the purge:

extrafancyganza
backinblack
abw92
jakeh3k
cozmic_oceanz
gipsy_dreamer
vomited
boosh_slut
anna_rosa
corpse_in_snow
micholover
loonylupinlover
vainwithglitter

"I'm not goth and I ain't current"

velvetgunpowder@fastmail.fm — Sat, 16 May 2009 19:51:17 GMT

OMFG ADAM LAMBERT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

Okay, I am well aware I'm not really communicating with him via my LJ... Check out this clip though:

Part Two: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVZt_hT-S-Q&feature=player_embedded

What does he like to do other than sing? Why play dress up of course! I love hearing him talk. Did you hear his description of performing "Satisfaction"? Yes. His imitation of his mom's voice is too cute. I can identify with nearly everything he's said other than his love of people in general... but the not having a filter thing? Yeah. We are both Aquarians so I guess it all adds up... and Gossip Girl as a guilty pleasure? Yeah. I watched every episode until the schedule conflicted with Chuck. I guess Ed Westwick (I love him quite a bit) will be in the remake of Donnie Darko. I have been against this sequel since I heard about it but also curious... at least now I know I will have some eye candy.

Speaking of "eye candy"! Let's get back on the topic of Adam Lambert, yes? I have been digging his Citizen Vein stuff lately. I think upon initially listening to all of his pre-idol stuff songs, I was distracted by the overt gheyness (Check the "Adam Lambert tag at slashfact) of his solo stuff and overlooked what are some great glammish rock songs. Here are some lyrics:

Beyond the Sky
"All we wanna know’s where we goin’ when we die
All this killing so we can reach beyond the sky
All these restrictions
Tied up and willing
Inbred suspicions
Keep us from giving
Headstrong and free more
Right through my heart and
Still in a new old
Fuck me up and play, yeah"

"Hate wears masks of many
Some tyrants need to fall
And in the name of something holy
They’ve erected massive walls"

(Take that Gokey! and other fundamentalists...)

Nocturnal By The Moon
"I black my eyes and I black my hair
So girls and boys will both stop and stare"

"I'm not goth and I ain't current"
(I thought that was funny because just yesterday when speaking with Lee's mom (I was bitching about all the hatemongering on Rapture Ready) she said "I didn't even know he was gay, I just thought he was gothic."

If you have any interest in Adam Lambert and haven't joined adamlambertai8 I suggest you do. You can find anything of his to download there that isn't available for purchase via iTunes: http://community.livejournal.com/adamlambertai8/165635.html

Yayayay. Oh lord I am too stoked about this AI finale. Oooh! And the concert yay!

P.S. I find this photo kind of hilarious. The are each certainly portraying the best fitting monkey:

Kris can't even look because he's a timid little mouse and Adam is covering his ears because Gokey is nearby while thankfully Gokey has his mouth covered.

P.P.S. I saw Adam Lambert and Kris Allen's lovechild working at Walgreen's the other day. He was apparently born as an adult but whatever, don't poke holes in my logic. It was funny, the dude had the same hair coloring and basic build/height of Kris Allen but his hair was styled like Adam and his speaking voice was similar. Heh.

"Is it getting better, or do you feel the same?"

velvetgunpowder@fastmail.fm — Wed, 13 May 2009 15:57:53 GMT

My mom usually works weeknights until 10 or 11 so she hasn't seen any of this season's American Idol. Since she's on a different schedule this week I reminded her to watch the show to confirm how lame Danny Gokey is and how amazing Adam Lambert is. I called her during Gokey and after Kris Allen to confirm that Kris Allen is adorable and should be in the top two with Adam and braced her for the awesomeness of Adam Lambert... after the first song ("One" by U2) she just said "Well they all agreed with you" but you could tell she wasn't blown away. I didn't like his shirt* by the way but he's smart and trying to appeal to middle America methinks. She called me after Adam's second song to say "That kid ROCKS!" and I was like, "I'll call you back, I know! love you." because Adam was still on screen getting his comments. Anyhow after the show my mom was like, "That guy is outstandingly better than the others. It doesn't even seem like a competition." To which I informed her to beware the evangelist vote which has kept Danny Gokey out of the bottom three the entire season. When little clips are shown of each contestant on the commercial for the AI tour, what do you suppose Gokey Dokey is doing? Ahhh, that's right putting his hands in a praying gesture. He made sure to wear a cross last night too. If he stays on and Adam gets booted I might flip out. I need to see Adam in the finale. It needs to happen. I have hoped for either a finale between he and Kris (Kradam, hahaha) or he and Gokey. The prior for pure entertainment/slashing value and the latter to impress upon America Adam's vocal superiority.

Why Danny Gokey must be stopped:
http://television.aol.com/american-idol/2009/05/12/danny-gokey-must-be-stopped/?icid=main|htmlws-main|dl2|link5|http%3A%2F%2Ftelevision.aol.com%2Famerican-idol%2F2009%2F05%2F12%2Fdanny-gokey-must-be-stopped%2F

"It's okay guys, I love America too, see?"

Adam's performances from last night can be found here: http://community.livejournal.com/adamlambertai8/182951.html

I don't really like Aerosmith but what a classy pimp move from Adam in reference to Gokey's rendition of "~~Scream~~ Dream On" Like, "See Gokey? This is how you do Aerosmith without assualting the collective eardrums of America!"

So... seriously I must have voted over 200 times. I can't really be sure but I voted for nearly two hours solid until my home phone ran out of batteries. I won't be watching the results show as usual because I may be obsessed with Adam Lambert but NOTHING will keep from watching LOST. Especially tonight. It's the season finale! This show just keeps improving. Not the mention there has finally been enough Richard Alpert the past few weeks. I normally am very distressed at it being the final episode of LOST's season but I am so happy about the scheduling this year. I will be able to watch the results for American Idol next week which damn well better include Adam Lambert. I might be trying to persuade you guys to throw some votes his way next week. Voting is free from land lines...

P.S. Did you all hear what Simon said last night? He basically ordered America to vote for Adam because he has the talent and deserves to stay.

P.P.S.

Hahaha. He got flashed at his homecoming.

(Every day is Adam Lambert Day for me...)

*
Read about Adam's perforamce of "One" and watch U2's dragtastic video: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1611251/20090513/story.jhtml

Read about Kris Allen's superb cover of KanYe West's "Heartless":
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1611249/20090513/west_kanye.jhtml

ETA: I mentioned to my Dad today how I always made fun of my sister for voting on American Idol and that now I've been voting like a fiend and he says, "What, is there a homo on there this year?" Hahaha. If you knew my Dad you would know that he's not saying that in an especially homophobic way... he's just extraordinarily caustic.

P.S. Since this post is public I think I'll pimp slashfact to anyone who might possibly be interested. I plan on doing a Kradam post so feel free to leave me any relevant photos/quotes in the comments.

More testosterone than ever!

velvetgunpowder@fastmail.fm — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 19:48:35 GMT

Watch: NBC | HULU | BIG
I won't even spoil this clip by giving you the title. If you like "FAST CARS" and "GAY STUFF" this is the film for you! Saturday Night Live was pretty damn hilarious last night. Seth Rogen did an even better job hosting than last time. Two other stand outs of the night were the sketch featuring comic strip characters and the Muppet hit and run. Lord.

I miiiight start watching American Idol this season...

velvetgunpowder@fastmail.fm — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 05:09:03 GMT

Ohhhhhhhhh Boyyyy does KanYe West knows how to wear him a pair of pants! Daaamn, you know he's fine if I'm not thrown by the fact that he's wearing a Canadian tuxedo! For those of you unaware, that's denim head to toe. A huge thanks to symphonic_dame for once again giving me the East Coast heads up! I sure as hell wouldn't have been watching American Idol otherwise! I actually would have skipped it still in lieu of LOST if not for the fact that a repeat was airing.

I also wouldn't be about to post a reeeeediculous picspam of Adam Lambert. I've still not see him perform on American Idol but you know what? I still think he should win. Why, you may ask?

Here's the first reason:

I saw that picture like a week or so ago and made a mental note to catch American Idol and entirely ignored myself.

(Source: http://www.votefortheworst.com/20090301/adam_lambert_likes_take_pictures_himself_making_out_some_dude)

Mmmmhm.

Maxwell Demon much?

How did I miss this uber-ghei production of Clockwork Orange?

I should have been born as him.

I am curious to know the occasion here...

Err...

Fierce!

This so reminds me of a similar photo of Ola Salo!

Words fail me.

Yeah. He needs to win that crap of a show.

"I got the beats to make you bang"

velvetgunpowder@fastmail.fm — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 16:46:33 GMT

Thank you so much symphonic_dame for giving me the heads up about M.I.A. performing on The Grammys. I generally watch the Grammys but intended on skipping out this year to watch Desperate Housewives. Luckily I was able to watch the show without missing anything and catch "Swagger Like Us" during a commercial break. I fucking adore M.I.A. but you should all know that by now. I am not so fond of T.I. but the fact that KanYe is there cancels that out. Lil Wayne is just comical as always. (yeeeeah!)

I remember the first time I heard this song (It was on someone's phone so I didn't catch KanYe's part until I downloaded the song later) I just thought it was M.I.A. abuse but I must say this performance was epic. Her due date was scheduled to be Grammy night. How cool would it be if her kid is born on my birthday though?

Someone posted a link to The Killers' video "Spaceman" citing it's similarty to Velvet Goldmine's Maxwell Demon. Substitute blue for red and add some peculiar sportsmanlike padding and they have a valid point: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmh_guIlovk

P.S. Call me insane but there is an uncanny resemblance between Josh Holloway (Sawyer of L O S T) and contemptable douchebag T.I.

P.P.S. Time for an M.I.A. picspam!

Here she is before the Grammys

Here she is before being pregnant

Here she is looking fabulously shiny

Here she is with some MaxWell Demon blue hair

Not Another Gay movie post!

velvetgunpowder@fastmail.fm — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:01:07 GMT

Hey all. If you haven't joined slashfact yet and are interested in a review/picspam on "Not Another Gay Sequel" please go join. There is a huge Brent Corrigan post to come in the near future. It will obviously be locked for adult content.

P.S.

...just look at him. So perfect. Now imagine him having lots and lots of gay sex on film. Yes.

Better yet, go here (If you are over 18) and see for yourself:
http://www.netsexe.fr/blog/?tag=brent-corrigan&paged=2
Be sure to click the tag labeled "Brent Corrigan".

P.S. Does anyone here know how to make one of those scrollbars to put code in to copy paste? I want to use this as an advertisement button...

If I had the right organs...

velvetgunpowder@fastmail.fm — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 19:39:22 GMT

I am sort of pissed. I had a huge Patrick Wolf entry finished and then I got bumped offline before I could post it.

Damn.

Ah well, here's my attempt at recreating it:

Any of you Patrick Wolf stalkers like myself should remember this quote from what I presume was a drunken blog posting from the typing style:

"i had a slight homophpbic attack where after having a gun shaped fist held to my head, and being told someone wanted to kill me..... (seriously, since when was a pair of knee length socks and and a serious you want to kill me then i kill you first attitude became a bit too much to deal with.... i ended up kicking some shit in the head for literally stepping back thirty years in gay and feminist rights. I dont apppreciate some neandrathrall telling me i should be dead for being in a long term relationship with my beautiful husband.... i have to tell you, i have two albums coming out soon.... think, smashing pumpkins, kate bush, im going double, double, trouble, thats why im taking so long, one disk is heartbroken and in deep dispair, one is in deep dark joy dedicated to my new love, my old and forever love, william the conqueror, ok..... i better leave, my irish cousins are begging for a go on the intranet...."
(Sunday, August 31, 2008: Read the entry here.)

So to those who keep saying Patrick Wolf is in a long-term same sex relationship with an "undisclosed" partner, suck it. William the Conqueror has been publicly referenced.

"I have decided to write about wanting to give birth to my boyfriend's baby… I would make a good mother if I had the right organs."
(Thursday, December 11, 2008: Read the entry here.)

In a recent interview with Electro Queer Patrick Wolf claims that he and his boyfriend were attacked and injured by bouncers for kissing at Madonna's Sticky and Sweet Tour at Wembley Stadium in London.

Well I was gonna ask you what you thought of the show, but if you want to tell me a story, go on then...
Oh yeah...three songs in, me and my man were kissing and there were loads of conservative straight couples around us that complained. And then the bouncers came up to me and said "can you stop that, this is a family venue". No joke.

Are you serious?
Seriously! And then I said "for fuck's sake" and they said "oh you can't swear - this is a family venue" when there's Madonna on stage going "fuck you, motherfucker". I was like, this is a joke. And you know we were on the VIP list but you have to pay because Madonna doesn't give out free tickets etc. And then the bouncer said "you know we can do this the easy way or the violent way" and I said "I'm staying so you do whatever you want".

My god!
And then they just grabbed both of us. We were beaten up outside Wembley, handcuffed. These guys were like football bouncers. The police came and it just went on and on and on. My man's face covered in blood. I couldn't move for like a month. I had to lie in bed on painkillers for ages. They totally twisted my arm and my legs - it was just mad. They are currently researching the CCTV - it just really nuts. We basically got beaten up by the police. I found out that you could sing any Madonna lyric over any song - it just sounded all the same. It was a good spectacle for like ten minutes. I get a bit restless, I start singing other things over the top of other songs and I suppose that could have annoyed a few people around me, but it was so loud anyway. They just didn't like the fact that I was in hot pants and a sequined hoodie and having a good time, being in love and having a good time drinking cider. I looked too punk for them basically - so yeah, I got thrown out.

OMG - that's the worst story I ever heard about that show...
Yeah (both laugh). But you know it means I can't be bothered to listen to Madonna ever again which is good because it means I have more time for better music. You live and you learn. You get into scraps with bouncers the whole time, but that was one step up because there were like 7 of them and they just wanted to have a go because they were bored. There was a lot of quite homophobic shit going down which I was really pissed about seeing - it was a Madonna concert y'know!

After that show, I'll never go to Wembley Stadium ever again - for me the whole experience was just poor...and then to hear your story!
Me neither - and I'll never play there. I'll go straight to the O2 now...It's a place made for football, not for music. Why the fuck would I play at cricket grounds? I don't get it.

(http://community.livejournal.com/patrickwolf/564090.html#) Wow. Homophobia at a Madonna concert. Who would have thought?

Know would have been a much better event to be at?

October-5th Birthday Glam Night-Guest DJ Patrick Wolf! Live: Glasgow Glambangers

Paddy Wolf and his mascot

Patrick Wolf during "Hound Dog". As I said to his man William - "Rick Witter sure never did anything like this"..

William the Conqueror and Patrick - "cover up love, you're wearing some sort of mankini.."

Any captions were taken from the same source as these photos:
http://www.pinup-nights.co.uk/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=34&page=1

Right past the fabulous...

velvetgunpowder@fastmail.fm — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:46:53 GMT

The funniest thing ever happened yesterday.

My daughter Robin was watching the video for "Magic Position" and right about here:

She says, "KanyeWest!"

Oh dear Robin. Every flashily dressed black man is not KanYe.

Seriously, this guy makes Patrick's dancing style look butch.

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2Ruf5NjQFQ

P.S. Click?

"Somewhere far along this road, he lost his soul to a woman so heartless"

velvetgunpowder@fastmail.fm — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 00:10:49 GMT

KanYe West was on Letterman last night and I missed it! Son of a bitch!
At least Melissa linked me to it:

An official video for "Heartless" was released a few days ago:
Kanye West HEARTLESS NEW Music Video - OFFICIAL

Keep your eyes open for some Warhol!

Here's his performance of the same song at the AMAs:

This isn't from Pastelle, it's a collaboration with Bape from a while back. Fierce!

People like to make fun of KanYe for being a nerd but I think this look is damn sexy!

Ads for Louis Vuitton:

Yum. Sparkly. Even his fingers are dynamic!