I am sort of pissed. I had a huge Patrick Wolf entry finished and then I got bumped offline before I could post it.

Damn.

Ah well, here's my attempt at recreating it:

Any of you Patrick Wolf stalkers like myself should remember this quote from what I presume was a drunken blog posting from the typing style:

"i had a slight homophpbic attack where after having a gun shaped fist held to my head, and being told someone wanted to kill me..... (seriously, since when was a pair of knee length socks and and a serious you want to kill me then i kill you first attitude became a bit too much to deal with.... i ended up kicking some shit in the head for literally stepping back thirty years in gay and feminist rights. I dont apppreciate some neandrathrall telling me i should be dead for being in a long term relationship with my beautiful husband.... i have to tell you, i have two albums coming out soon.... think, smashing pumpkins, kate bush, im going double, double, trouble, thats why im taking so long, one disk is heartbroken and in deep dispair, one is in deep dark joy dedicated to my new love, my old and forever love, william the conqueror, ok..... i better leave, my irish cousins are begging for a go on the intranet...."
(Sunday, August 31, 2008: Read the entry here.)

So to those who keep saying Patrick Wolf is in a long-term same sex relationship with an "undisclosed" partner, suck it. William the Conqueror has been publicly referenced.

"I have decided to write about wanting to give birth to my boyfriend's baby… I would make a good mother if I had the right organs."
(Thursday, December 11, 2008: Read the entry here.)




In a recent interview with Electro Queer Patrick Wolf claims that he and his boyfriend were attacked and injured by bouncers for kissing at Madonna's Sticky and Sweet Tour at Wembley Stadium in London.

Well I was gonna ask you what you thought of the show, but if you want to tell me a story, go on then...
Oh yeah...three songs in, me and my man were kissing and there were loads of conservative straight couples around us that complained. And then the bouncers came up to me and said "can you stop that, this is a family venue". No joke.

Are you serious?
Seriously! And then I said "for fuck's sake" and they said "oh you can't swear - this is a family venue" when there's Madonna on stage going "fuck you, motherfucker". I was like, this is a joke. And you know we were on the VIP list but you have to pay because Madonna doesn't give out free tickets etc. And then the bouncer said "you know we can do this the easy way or the violent way" and I said "I'm staying so you do whatever you want".

My god!
And then they just grabbed both of us. We were beaten up outside Wembley, handcuffed. These guys were like football bouncers. The police came and it just went on and on and on. My man's face covered in blood. I couldn't move for like a month. I had to lie in bed on painkillers for ages. They totally twisted my arm and my legs - it was just mad. They are currently researching the CCTV - it just really nuts. We basically got beaten up by the police. I found out that you could sing any Madonna lyric over any song - it just sounded all the same. It was a good spectacle for like ten minutes. I get a bit restless, I start singing other things over the top of other songs and I suppose that could have annoyed a few people around me, but it was so loud anyway. They just didn't like the fact that I was in hot pants and a sequined hoodie and having a good time, being in love and having a good time drinking cider. I looked too punk for them basically - so yeah, I got thrown out.

OMG - that's the worst story I ever heard about that show...
Yeah (both laugh). But you know it means I can't be bothered to listen to Madonna ever again which is good because it means I have more time for better music. You live and you learn. You get into scraps with bouncers the whole time, but that was one step up because there were like 7 of them and they just wanted to have a go because they were bored. There was a lot of quite homophobic shit going down which I was really pissed about seeing - it was a Madonna concert y'know!

After that show, I'll never go to Wembley Stadium ever again - for me the whole experience was just poor...and then to hear your story!
Me neither - and I'll never play there. I'll go straight to the O2 now...It's a place made for football, not for music. Why the fuck would I play at cricket grounds? I don't get it.
 

(http://community.livejournal.com/patrickwolf/564090.html#) Wow. Homophobia at a Madonna concert. Who would have thought?


Know would have been a much better event to be at?

October-5th Birthday Glam Night-Guest DJ Patrick Wolf! Live: Glasgow Glambangers







Paddy Wolf and his mascot


Patrick Wolf during "Hound Dog". As I said to his man William - "Rick Witter sure never did anything like this"..


William the Conqueror and Patrick - "cover up love, you're wearing some sort of mankini.."


Any captions were taken from the same source as these photos:
http://www.pinup-nights.co.uk/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=34&page=1