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Kuponohi'ipoi Aweau “Pono” is the name of the Hawaiian dancer who I want to win this season of SYTYCD? I still haven't been able to find a clip of him but if you want to watch a large clip of one of the audition episodes, he should show up eventually:

I still can't find any clips of the guy I really like this year. He has a complicated Hawaiian name so it may be until next week before I'm able to track him down... After he wins this year it'll be Nathan Trasoras' time to shine:


Nathan Trasoras

BTW: It totally says that he's 17 right at the beginning of the audition I guess I had an initial case of selective blindness.
( People who are not Nathan Trasoras... )

SYTYCD? continues to entertain me.

Audition episodes aired on Wednesday and Thursday.


Standouts from Wednesday include Priscilla Merraro and a salsa couple whose names escape me. I am quite endeared to Joseph Smith. He's the one who kept saying "Shiwam!" and "Shiwizam!" I hope to see more from him in the future. The was some really raunchy girl with first name of Wislande. Other names I remember positively were Erik "Silky" Moore who danced a damn silky routine to Michael Jackson's "Thriller". Paris Torres, (sp?) a guy named Henry whose last name I forget, Alex Wong and Geo Smith who was wearing a spectacular feather headdress. I also liked Talia Rickards, a police officer named Marico, Caitlin Kinney, and Anna Dunn. I didn't like (but was entertained by) the insane red dreadlocked Chris Carozza.

Travis Prokop and Evan Kazprak were the standout performers on Wednesday though. Travis has the tall strong build of someone's whose father coaches football and the spirit of someone whose father supports his dancing regardless. He is someone who strikes me as having an infinite capability for improvement. I was so touched by the interview portions dealing with him and his father and cannot wait to see him make top 20. Evan Kazprak was someone I remember from last season. His dancing is evocative of Gene Kelley which can only be taken as a compliment in my book. (Sidenote: I LOOOOVE GENE KELLEY) I actually remember mentioning him last year. (Check the "SYTYCD?" tag on this entry if you are at all interested in my past ramblings on So You Think You Can Dance? and clips I found notable enough to post) His brother auditioned this year as well and though he was entertaining and talented he paled in comparison to Evan. I want him in the Top 20.

Thursday brought the return of PHILLIP CHBEEB! but I will get on that later. I liked Bianca Revels a good deal. She was called a "consummate tapdancer" by Nigel and deservedly so. There was a freakishly and akwardly insestuous couple. I forget their names but the brother was named Xavier. I loved Asuka Kondoh and Ricky Sun! I want to see more from them for sure. Another person I NEED to see more from is Nathan Trasoras. After a breathtaking audition we find out he is only 17 (eep! deleting inappriopriate thoughts now...) and therefore unable to compete in the series until next year. Nigel actually took a Vegas ticket and wrote it out for him next season. Before his age was revealed I was thinking overtly sexual thoughts about him had him pegged to win this season. I now am calling him out as top ten next year at the least. I love him.

After my mind was blown by Nathan I was impressed with Sammy Ramirez and Amanda Kerby. Next was the fantabulous Phillip ChBeeb! You most likely don't remember but he (along with my alien love Robert Muraine) had me raving last year. What an amazing popper. It looks like this year of training is going to pay off for him. He was given a ticket to Vegas without even auditioning since the only reason he left last year was his taking ill. He assisted a contemporary dancing friend later on and I was blown away by the strides in partnering he's made. I cannot wait to see how far he goes this year. Other names that are bound to move along in the series are Aldo Ageppe, Kelsea Taylor and a phenomenal hawaiian dancer with a very difficult first name and the last name of Awea. I will be rooting for him throught the entire season. As soon as I find out more about him you are bound to be bogged down by entries about him. I can't express what a breath of fresh air he was to this competition. The only negative comment I heard was something about how he would be doing something so very powerful and strong and then would go a little "too feminine". As you might guess those are the bits I liked best.

P.S. On the subject of "feminine" dancing; I never did a full entry on it but I was really taken aback last week by the comments to the same sex ballroom dancing. I was amazed at the general xenophobia coming from the panel. Even Sonja! It wasn't exactly homophobia but a stringent concept of gender roles. This clip might have the bit I'm talking about: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC5as4BjrQ4 but I'm not sure because I have dial up and didn't watch through the clip myself.

Warning: I am a huge nerd for SYTYCD? This is the first in what is bound to be a barrage of posts on this subject each week.

First episode of the season was tonight! After the usual set of mediocre attempts there was a guy named Chimeze who was very charismatic. Then I was really rooting for this Japanese guy's audition to go well. They set it up in the introduction like it could possibly go the Willam Hung route. Luckily he was damn entertaining! I won't try to attempt spelling his name but I will find the clip when possible.

Right before a commercial break there was a shot of a guy crying while the voiceover speculated of a dancer's dreams being crushed and I thought to myself, "Oh no, I already like this guy without seeing him dance!" they showed him crying after the judges ask him "What does the umbrella represent to you?" ( Hmm... )

The last performance ended up being SPECTACULAR. Brandon Bryant (if I caught the name correctly) returned from an early elimination last year to a guy who's name slips my mind but I remember being pretty damn good and that he deeply seemed to crush on his partner who had a boyfriend in real life. Anyhow! BRANDON BRYANT was fucking solid. You can tell that year of training was good for him! I will be looking for that video.


On the subject of Adam Lambert... I have calmed down enough to post about it. It's just the results I predicted from first episode that I watched this season (Country Week -Ring Of Fire) I thought that Kris would place first and Adam would place second. I also had fallen head over heel for him in that single silver jacketed performance. As those of you around when that occured might remember, I had only made an effort to watch American Idol when I stumbled upon some glamtastic photos (http://velvetgunpowder.livejournal.com/187879.html) of Adam Lambert. My brother said that he got "a little too Patrick WOlf on 'em" and I said I anjoyed every minute of it! He was like "I bet you did!" I might need to mention that 'Patrick Wolf' is my brother's slang for gay. *Sigh* Such things need articulating when around me enough I guess.

Anyhow! As for Adam placing second, he won't be stuck with that craptastic faux-hymnal about Magic Mountains and Hurricaines... Plus he looked so damn foxy: ( Let the picspammage commence! )

Well I finally made the friends-cut I spoke of last week (http://velvetgunpowder.livejournal.com/197046.html) but feel free to comment if you aren't listed in that post and want to remain on my friends list. If I cut you don't feel obliged to delete or keep me. I made the cut entirely to keep my list from being clogged rather than to actually "get rid" of anyone.

I think 95% of the mentions of Bill Kaulitz on my f-list have been calling him a moron or just a generalized disdain for him. It got me wondering if there are any of you out there who are fans of Tokio Hotel like myself who just never bothered to state an opinion one way or another. I remember the first time I saw/heard of Tokio Hotel (http://velvetgunpowder.livejournal.com/121174.html) I made a short little mention on LJ but neglected to elaborate later.


"What? You have no interest in my sexy little star tattoo?"


"Made you look anyhow!"

Yeah, Bill Kaulitz isn't obnoxious in the least right? Whatever... I still love him. Not in a rampantly lustful way ala Patrick Wolf or anything but I would rape him. Okay, I sort of contradicted my self there.

( More tattoos and Bill Kaulitz! )

*Sigh* I always thought I wouldn't be someone who made one of those "Friends Cut" posts but trying to get through my f-list on a daily basis is becoming quite tiring and I've actually been missing entries I'd be quite interested in reading in lieu of massive twitter posts. That's not targeted at any one person, I just think twitter is a waste. Anyhow, twitter or not who want to stay on my friend's list? I will be making a cut in a couple days to give everyone enough to reply to this entry. This post will be kept public in case I cut anyone before they have the chance to comment.

P.S. I might be the only person in the history of LJ to make one of these posts without saying anything like "I love you all and it's nothing personal" but of course it's not personal but of course I don't love you all. That's a bit ridiculous. I do literally love a handful of you and you're safe.

( P.S. )

OMFG ADAM LAMBERT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.




Okay, I am well aware I'm not really communicating with him via my LJ... Check out this clip though:


Part Two: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVZt_hT-S-Q&feature=player_embedded

What does he like to do other than sing? Why play dress up of course! I love hearing him talk. Did you hear his description of performing "Satisfaction"? Yes. His imitation of his mom's voice is too cute. I can identify with nearly everything he's said other than his love of people in general... but the not having a filter thing? Yeah. We are both Aquarians so I guess it all adds up... and Gossip Girl as a guilty pleasure? Yeah. I watched every episode until the schedule conflicted with Chuck. I guess Ed Westwick (I love him quite a bit) will be in the remake of Donnie Darko. I have been against this sequel since I heard about it but also curious... at least now I know I will have some eye candy.

Speaking of "eye candy"! Let's get back on the topic of Adam Lambert, yes? I have been digging his Citizen Vein stuff lately. I think upon initially listening to all of his pre-idol stuff songs, I was distracted by the overt gheyness (Check the "Adam Lambert tag at slashfact) of his solo stuff and overlooked what are some great glammish rock songs. Here are some lyrics: ( I black my eyes and I black my hair So girls and boys will both stop and stare )

If you have any interest in Adam Lambert and haven't joined adamlambertai8 I suggest you do. You can find anything of his to download there that isn't available for purchase via iTunes: http://community.livejournal.com/adamlambertai8/165635.html

Yayayay. Oh lord I am too stoked about this AI finale. Oooh! And the concert yay!

P.S. I find this photo kind of hilarious. The are each certainly portraying the best fitting monkey:( Hear no evil, sing no Gokey )
Kris can't even look because he's a timid little mouse and Adam is covering his ears because Gokey is nearby while thankfully Gokey has his mouth covered.

P.P.S. I saw Adam Lambert and Kris Allen's lovechild working at Walgreen's the other day. He was apparently born as an adult but whatever, don't poke holes in my logic. It was funny, the dude had the same hair coloring and basic build/height of Kris Allen but his hair was styled like Adam and his speaking voice was similar. Heh.

My mom usually works weeknights until 10 or 11 so she hasn't seen any of this season's American Idol. Since she's on a different schedule this week I reminded her to watch the show to confirm how lame Danny Gokey is and how amazing Adam Lambert is. I called her during Gokey and after Kris Allen to confirm that Kris Allen is adorable and should be in the top two with Adam and braced her for the awesomeness of Adam Lambert... after the first song ("One" by U2) she just said "Well they all agreed with you" but you could tell she wasn't blown away. I didn't like his shirt* by the way but he's smart and trying to appeal to middle America methinks. She called me after Adam's second song to say "That kid ROCKS!" and I was like, "I'll call you back, I know! love you." because Adam was still on screen getting his comments. Anyhow after the show my mom was like, "That guy is outstandingly better than the others. It doesn't even seem like a competition." To which I informed her to beware the evangelist vote which has kept Danny Gokey out of the bottom three the entire season. When little clips are shown of each contestant on the commercial for the AI tour, what do you suppose Gokey Dokey is doing? Ahhh, that's right putting his hands in a praying gesture. He made sure to wear a cross last night too. If he stays on and Adam gets booted I might flip out. I need to see Adam in the finale. It needs to happen. I have hoped for either a finale between he and Kris (Kradam, hahaha) or he and Gokey. The prior for pure entertainment/slashing value and the latter to impress upon America Adam's vocal superiority.

Why Danny Gokey must be stopped:
http://television.aol.com/american-idol/2009/05/12/danny-gokey-must-be-stopped/?icid=main|htmlws-main|dl2|link5|http%3A%2F%2Ftelevision.aol.com%2Famerican-idol%2F2009%2F05%2F12%2Fdanny-gokey-must-be-stopped%2F


"It's okay guys, I love America too, see?"

Adam's performances from last night can be found here: http://community.livejournal.com/adamlambertai8/182951.html

I don't really like Aerosmith but what a classy pimp move from Adam in reference to Gokey's rendition of "Scream Dream On" Like, "See Gokey? This is how you do Aerosmith without assualting the collective eardrums of America!"

So... seriously I must have voted over 200 times. I can't really be sure but I voted for nearly two hours solid until my home phone ran out of batteries. I won't be watching the results show as usual because I may be obsessed with Adam Lambert but NOTHING will keep from watching LOST. Especially tonight. It's the season finale! This show just keeps improving. Not the mention there has finally been enough Richard Alpert the past few weeks. I normally am very distressed at it being the final episode of LOST's season but I am so happy about the scheduling this year. I will be able to watch the results for American Idol next week which damn well better include Adam Lambert. I might be trying to persuade you guys to throw some votes his way next week. Voting is free from land lines...

P.S. Did you all hear what Simon said last night? He basically ordered America to vote for Adam because he has the talent and deserves to stay.

P.P.S. ( a couple more homecoming photos... )

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Read about Adam's perforamce of "One" and watch U2's dragtastic video: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1611251/20090513/story.jhtml


Read about Kris Allen's superb cover of KanYe West's "Heartless":
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1611249/20090513/west_kanye.jhtml


ETA: I mentioned to my Dad today how I always made fun of my sister for voting on American Idol and that now I've been voting like a fiend and he says, "What, is there a homo on there this year?" Hahaha. If you knew my Dad you would know that he's not saying that in an especially homophobic way... he's just extraordinarily caustic.

P.S. Since this post is public I think I'll pimp slashfact to anyone who might possibly be interested. I plan on doing a Kradam post so feel free to leave me any relevant photos/quotes in the comments.

Watch: NBC | HULU | BIG
I won't even spoil this clip by giving you the title. If you like "FAST CARS" and "GAY STUFF" this is the film for you! Saturday Night Live was pretty damn hilarious last night. Seth Rogen did an even better job hosting than last time. Two other stand outs of the night were the sketch featuring comic strip characters and the Muppet hit and run. Lord.

Ohhhhhhhhh Boyyyy does KanYe West knows how to wear him a pair of pants! Daaamn, you know he's fine if I'm not thrown by the fact that he's wearing a Canadian tuxedo! For those of you unaware, that's denim head to toe. A huge thanks to symphonic_dame for once again giving me the East Coast heads up! I sure as hell wouldn't have been watching American Idol otherwise! I actually would have skipped it still in lieu of LOST if not for the fact that a repeat was airing.

I also wouldn't be about to post a reeeeediculous picspam of Adam Lambert. I've still not see him perform on American Idol but you know what? I still think he should win. Why, you may ask?

Here's the first reason:

I saw that picture like a week or so ago and made a mental note to catch American Idol and entirely ignored myself.

( Let the ghei commence! )

Hey all. If you haven't joined slashfact yet and are interested in a review/picspam on "Not Another Gay Sequel" please go join. There is a huge Brent Corrigan post to come in the near future. It will obviously be locked for adult content.



P.S. ( Stan the Merman )

I am sort of pissed. I had a huge Patrick Wolf entry finished and then I got bumped offline before I could post it.

Damn.

Ah well, here's my attempt at recreating it:

Any of you Patrick Wolf stalkers like myself should remember this quote from what I presume was a drunken blog posting from the typing style:

"i had a slight homophpbic attack where after having a gun shaped fist held to my head, and being told someone wanted to kill me..... (seriously, since when was a pair of knee length socks and and a serious you want to kill me then i kill you first attitude became a bit too much to deal with.... i ended up kicking some shit in the head for literally stepping back thirty years in gay and feminist rights. I dont apppreciate some neandrathrall telling me i should be dead for being in a long term relationship with my beautiful husband.... i have to tell you, i have two albums coming out soon.... think, smashing pumpkins, kate bush, im going double, double, trouble, thats why im taking so long, one disk is heartbroken and in deep dispair, one is in deep dark joy dedicated to my new love, my old and forever love, william the conqueror, ok..... i better leave, my irish cousins are begging for a go on the intranet...."
(Sunday, August 31, 2008: Read the entry here.)

So to those who keep saying Patrick Wolf is in a long-term same sex relationship with an "undisclosed" partner, suck it. William the Conqueror has been publicly referenced.

"I have decided to write about wanting to give birth to my boyfriend's baby… I would make a good mother if I had the right organs."
(Thursday, December 11, 2008: Read the entry here.)




In a recent interview with Electro Queer Patrick Wolf claims that he and his boyfriend were attacked and injured by bouncers for kissing at Madonna's Sticky and Sweet Tour at Wembley Stadium in London.

Well I was gonna ask you what you thought of the show, but if you want to tell me a story, go on then...
Oh yeah...three songs in, me and my man were kissing and there were loads of conservative straight couples around us that complained. And then the bouncers came up to me and said "can you stop that, this is a family venue". ( No joke. )

Know would have been a much better event to be at?

October-5th Birthday Glam Night-Guest DJ Patrick Wolf! Live: Glasgow Glambangers

( Picspammage ahead )

The funniest thing ever happened yesterday.


My daughter Robin was watching the video for "Magic Position" and right about here:



She says, "KanyeWest!"


Oh dear Robin. Every flashily dressed black man is not KanYe.



Seriously, this guy makes Patrick's dancing style look butch.

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2Ruf5NjQFQ


P.S. Click?

KanYe West won two AMAs tonight and performed "Heartless" spectacularly. The first thing I noticed when I saw him in the audience wasn't his camo baseball cap, or the raccoon tail hanging out of his back pocket, but his uhhmazing jacket! Once he stood up to accept his award I read the back: "Pastelle" and knew it was from his yet to be debuted clothing line.

( I want to be Elvis! )





Kanye picking fabrics for his clothing line PasTelle.

( More on KanYe's upcoming fashion line: )
I have always had a love for KanYe West though I am not the usual rap fan. I think what's kept me interested in him since 2003 is his ability to always push the envelope, escape classification and speak his mind.

If you're interested in hearing "808s & Heartbreak" keep and open mind and refrain from judgement until you've listened to the entire album please. Cut, paste, and change "xx" to "tt" to download.

808s & Heartbreak:
hxxp://depositfiles.com/en/files/nbadw17kv

Sky High (remixes): hxxp://www.sendspace.com/file/ve9oc2

I'd like to request College Dropout if anyone could upload it.
I lost my copy sometime ago and am really missing it.

Anyone else here familiar with Ladyhawke? I was browsing the Wikipedia entry of notable people on the autism spectrum and came across a link to her MySpace. Oh damn! This is music I would have been into regardless of autism affiliation. I've only watched the video for "Paris is Burning" so far but I'll link to her others as well. I can't wait to hear her entire album.

( and in my usual manner I go on and on... )


Ladyhawke on MySpace: www.myspace.com/ladyhawkerock

Oh Snap! Chuck has finally succumbed to the slash I sensed from the first episode. If you haven't already joined slashfact please do and check out this entry if you are interested.

http://community.livejournal.com/slashfact/5111.html#cutid1

Oh, and since I'm already being dorky, click this:
(Egg will die if it doesn't hatch in: 5.84 days)